stop tape questions

These are some questions that we've answered on our show.
So your question can be about any subject - just make it good.
Give us a call: (206) 339-STOP and ask us anything. Thanks!

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Would you rather have sex with a 70 year old or a 7 year old? Lisa
How do you keep deer from eating marijuana plants that are being grown outside? convenience store worker lady
How do I make my girlfriend get an abortion? Then dump her? Without looking like an asshole. josue
Where does a homeless man go to masturbate? some guy
If you give your cat LSD, how do you know if it’s having a good trip, a bad trip or if it’s tripping at all? jess the albo
In what movie did they say “Little bit, little bit”? Mike V.
If Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan and Jet Li got in a fight, who would win? some guy
What’s the worst place to get shot? Greg
How have so many stupid mofos stood the test of time and how can we hasten their demise? phayde
If you had sex with a clone of yourself, is it incest, masturbation or gay? Mike
Would you rather date a very attractive girl who smells very bad or a homely-looking girl who smelled really good? Annie
How do you combat explosive diarrhea and projectile vomiting? random girl from party
What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Claudette
How to get guys to stop liking me? Masha
When you’re drunk, you don’t remember things so well. So what if one night you fucked a horse in the ass? And none of your friends knew about it? And you just went on without knowing for the rest of your life? Ariel
When is it necessary to tell that special girl in your life that you want to choke the last fucking breath out of her fucking lungs? dwilli

Hope that gave you some good inspiration! Give us a call at 206-339-STOP (7867) and ask us a question of your own! (But it better not be that god damn chicken and the egg question. That's all I'm sayin'.)

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